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X-rated Christmas email wishing staff 'good sex' gets police chief suspended

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The traditional Merry Christmas message for staff was not enough for one Portuguese police chief this year, who wished his staff 'incredible sexual relations'.

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The presentation, featured on Portuguese television, included images of scantily clad women and was rounded off by Mr Santos wishing the 15,000 recipients success in the bedroom, Reuters reported.

15,000 recipients... That is a lot of egg on his face! Plus, the attachment was shown on TV! OUCH!

'Enough with insincere and useless words. What I wish you from the bottom of my heart, is that you have incredible sexual relations, live a merry and happy life, work hard and get well paid,' the slide said.

Hey, sure beats a traditional card, eh?

Mr Santos' desperately attempted to alert staff to the 'error in the attachment', but his actions came too late to save himself from suspension.

I'll bet he did!

Kind of makes me think about that TV commercial when the guy thought he hit "reply all", went ape @!$%# and rampaged through the city trashing other people's computers.


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Reply#1 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:03 PM EST
islandgirl-382087

This is a problem? Lighten up...you can start by taking your clothes off;-)

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Reply#2 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:15 PM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

I can think of worse things this man could have sent, he wanted to wish everyone great sex..O.k., I wish someone would do the same for me! ;)

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:43 PM EST
tzia62

And the problem is . . . . ???

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:06 PM EST
Lebowsky

I didn't get one did you? That's the problem lol

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:27 PM EST
tzia62

Nope!! :-(

  • 2 votes
#3.3 - Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:52 PM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

Tzia and Lebowsky that is what I am saying! I didnt get it either, I think something is wrong with this picture...;)

  • 1 vote
#3.4 - Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:22 AM EST
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Lissa Rose

Thank ya, man! I plan to have lots of great sex and have a merry Christmas. So far, so good. And, that helps my life be happy.

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Reply#4 - Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:10 PM EST
Jimmy the Goon

I did it. I have fulfilled his wishes.

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Reply#5 - Tue Jan 3, 2012 10:27 AM EST
Lissa Rose

You and me both! Isn't that awesome!

    #5.1 - Tue Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST
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    Jimmy the Goon

    Hey Island join my group. I sent the invite. Now it is time to get in the Sauna.

      Reply#6 - Wed Jan 4, 2012 1:36 PM EST
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