Watch out, everyone. If we're not careful, America could become "a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists." No, that's not a strange email from one of our fans -- it's actually a speech presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made recently. But Newt's contradictory statement would fit in perfectly with the third post in our feature series, "The Strangest Conspiracy Tips We've Ever Received."
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3. Jesus In The Seventies
"An apostle of Jesus Christ spirit is kept in bondage over a number of years. By means of witch craft and alien abduction the prophets' spirit is kept in bondage in an almost impossible release. During this time, time travel between the prophets younger self and older self is possible. This also being helped by the prophet prophecying by means of using the Good News Bible. This has been going on since 1972, the year of my birth, Jesus of Nazareth came to [redacted address in] Perth Western Australia on the 14th of September 1992. He saved my life more than a few times over."
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"a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists."
Of course the contradictions in that sentence wouldn't bother Newt or his listeners.
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For his listeners 'one' they would have a difficult time deciphering.. never mind the rest of the words..
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I kind of think the Dulce base is possible. Come on. There is plenty of secret bases who knows. Do you know even half of the not secret bases in America alone? Maybe I just have too much free time.
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this article is very spazzily written
also.... there's no way that people could believe some of those things lol
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