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Popping pimples outside Cape Coral McDonald's leads to Port Charlotte man's arrest

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A Port Charlotte man was arrested by Cape Coral police Monday after an incident at McDonald’s in which he allegedly repulsed customers by squeezing pimples on his back.

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Baron von Steuben

That's damn gross.

While searching him, officers reportedly found a syringe in his pocket, which Kato’s girlfriend said he used to inject “blues,” or Oxycontin.

I can't believe the pimple popper drug addict has a girlfriend. I can't get a girlfriend to save my life!

  • 7 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:02 PM EDT
demmywemmy

Have you tried asking anybody on a date or just complain? There's 51 females to every 49 males in this country (USA).

Now in China females are not desirous, so perhaps you are from there?

    #1.1 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:32 PM EDT
    Baron von Steuben

    Well of course I've tried asking, that was my first idea! The problem is those bastards taking two or three women for themselves. screwing up the ratios!

      #1.2 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:38 PM EDT
      Nathan Hale

      I bet if you carried oxy in your pocket you could find a whole bunch of girlfriends. You wouldn't want to take them home to meet Mom, though.

      • 3 votes
      #1.3 - Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT
      mashelley

      Well of course I've tried asking, that was my first idea! The problem is those bastards taking two or three women for themselves. screwing up the ratios!

      I think Jeffs prison sentence has freed a bunch of women up.

      • 3 votes
      #1.4 - Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT
      Baron von Steuben

      Yeah, but I like my lady to be a bit more "aged", like a fine wine, if you catch my meaning.

      • 1 vote
      #1.5 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:09 AM EDT
      mashelley

      He's got a couple of those. Heck I think there are 50 to choose from:)

        #1.6 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:03 AM EDT
        keep_it_cool

        Is that code for something Baron?

          #1.7 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:16 PM EDT
          Baron von Steuben

          uh-huh, I was hinting at his pedophilia.

            #1.8 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:53 PM EDT
            JM California

            Come on?

            Two all beef patties, special sauce (mmm.), lettuce, cheese, pickled pimples, onions and a sesame seed bun.

            Where's the harm?

            • 1 vote
            #1.9 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:57 PM EDT
            keep_it_cool

            Oh.. I'm not very quick today I suppose. lol

              #1.10 - Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:04 PM EDT
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              keep_it_cool

              And how does one squeeze their own pimples on their back? That's talent.

              Poor Baron.. you just haven't dropped your standards enough. I'm sure there are more than enough of these women out there for you. :)

              • 3 votes
              Reply#2 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:07 PM EDT
              Baron von Steuben

              lol, maybe his girlfriend has a sister?

              • 2 votes
              #2.1 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:09 PM EDT
              Par4TheCourse

              And how does one squeeze their own pimples on their back? That's talent.

              Possibly .. ambidextrous.. lol

              • 3 votes
              #2.2 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:15 PM EDT
              Jim Davis, Veterans-For-Change

              maybe he's an octopus?

              • 2 votes
              #2.3 - Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:55 AM EDT
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              SuperSaiyan

              What???

              • 1 vote
              Reply#3 - Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:00 PM EDT
              Nathan Hale

              McDonalds could do like my junior high school--they had a big official sign on the mirror in the boys' locker room: "Don't Pop Zits on Mirror.

              • 4 votes
              Reply#4 - Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT
              Jerseygirl1978

              Where do you find these things, Par?? Lol. ;)

              • 1 vote
              Reply#5 - Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:02 PM EDT
              Par4TheCourse

              ... lol... I have my ways dear.. believe me.. I have my ways.. (evil grin)

              • 1 vote
              #5.1 - Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:55 AM EDT
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              i.am.aerie

              Next can we get the old men who loudly hock up lugies in restaurants while the rest of us are trying to eat?

              • 4 votes
              Reply#6 - Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT
              Par4TheCourse

              What's worse is kids and parents that can't teach'em to behave.

              • 1 vote
              #6.1 - Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT
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              Midnight Toker 4+20

              Pretty bad when the "food" is more disgusting than the patrons behavior.

              • 1 vote
              Reply#7 - Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT
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