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Man gets jail time for ejaculating into co-worker's water bottle, must register as sex offender (Photo)

Seeded on Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:33 AM EDT
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A Fullerton man was sentenced Friday to six months in jail and three years' probation for twice depositing his semen into a co-worker's water bottle, which she later drank from.

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“He admitted that he was attracted to her, and that it was something about her lips having touched the water bottle that turned him on,” Deputy Dist. Atty. Brock Zimmon said.

  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:33 AM EDT
YaddaYadda

What a nasty little pig.

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:31 PM EDT
Pint3369

What a nasty little pig.

Nah.. hes just a squirrel trying to get a nut!

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:18 PM EDT
YaddaYadda

Where I come from, we shoot squirrels in the head because they are considered vermin. :~)

  • 5 votes
#1.3 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:38 PM EDT
Pint3369

Where I come from, we shoot squirrels in the head because they are considered vermin. :~)

lol. same here!

  • 4 votes
#1.4 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:51 PM EDT
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K-joy

So people are just foul...if he would have just stole the bottle and kept it he could have saved himself the title of sex offender.

  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:46 AM EDT
Par4TheCourse

P.T. Barnum was correct... There is a sucker born every minute

  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:53 AM EDT
K-joy

He wasn't a sucker, he was a spunker.

  • 6 votes
#2.2 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Lmao !! In jail, he will be drinking and eating stuff... that he knows not where it came from...

  • 6 votes
#2.3 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:21 AM EDT
K-joy

what goes around ..."comes" around!

  • 6 votes
#2.4 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Exactly !! an Eye for an Eye

  • 6 votes
#2.5 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT
maddad

ordered by the court to register as a sex offender,

no @!$%#!

  • 5 votes
#2.6 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:48 AM EDT
Pint3369

Exactly !! an Eye for an Eye

or a "nut" for a nut

  • 7 votes
#2.7 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:01 PM EDT
English Oak

no 'this water may contain nuts' warning, lawers will be fighting over this one

  • 1 vote
#2.8 - Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT
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Bad Fish

Nothing like seeding a story about a water bottle.

  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:09 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Nothing like commenting about seeding a story about a water bottle

  • 6 votes
#3.1 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:52 PM EDT
maddad

Absolutely NOTHING like responding to a response to a comment about seeding a story about a water bottle...LOL

  • 5 votes
#3.2 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:01 PM EDT
ruthlessmoose

nothing like being confused

  • 6 votes
#3.3 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:21 PM EDT
Bad Fish

nothing like 3 missing an attempt to use the word seed on an article about sperm. lol

  • 7 votes
#3.4 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:23 PM EDT
maddad

Bad Fish

damn your right....lol

  • 5 votes
#3.5 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:30 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Absolutely NOTHING like responding to a response to a comment about seeding a story about a water bottle...LOL

Lmao !

Ya beat me.. You win a years subscription to "Lunatics...believe it or not .. there are many in the world" magazine.

  • 5 votes
#3.6 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:34 PM EDT
maddad

quite honored.......:O)

  • 5 votes
#3.7 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:51 PM EDT
Pint3369

nothing like 3 missing an attempt to use the word seed on an article about sperm. lol

HAHAHAHAAHAH fish I knew you were coming with something

  • 5 votes
#3.8 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:58 PM EDT
Pint3369

nothing like 3 missing an attempt to use the word seed on an article about sperm. lol

now 5 lol

  • 4 votes
#3.9 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:14 AM EDT
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ruthlessmoose

Ya... that's nasty.

  • 5 votes
Reply#4 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:21 PM EDT
Anatoly-Rex

Nastier than a salty pussy?

  • 3 votes
#4.1 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:31 PM EDT
ruthlessmoose

bbllaauaughhgguahgugahghhghgh!!!!!!!

  • 2 votes
#4.2 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:54 PM EDT
Little Sure Shot

Anatoly Rex, you owe me a clean monitor LMAO.

  • 2 votes
#4.3 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:14 AM EDT
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damenochugokujin

I would not borrow his stapler.

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:05 PM EDT
English Oak

reading this the old Police record came to mind 'message in a bottle'

  • 5 votes
Reply#6 - Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT
US Houtkop

or Phil Collins "coming in the air"

  • 2 votes
#6.1 - Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:06 PM EDT
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zugbah-1110911

Yaaarkhpweee!!! He looks like an asian...must be very small like 3 inches tall unable & ashame to propose with a tiny weeeny thing.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:00 AM EDT
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