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Inmate hid cell phone in his ... body

Seeded on Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:14 PM EDT
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RALEIGH -- State correction officials have charged an inmate with trying to sneak a cell phone into Central Prison by hiding it in his rectum, court records show.

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But when the metal detectors chimed a second time, he was more thoroughly searched and found to have a red and silver Samsung "flip-style" cell phone hidden inside his rectum.

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Reply#1 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:15 PM EDT
maddad

if i had the time and stomach to remember......

after several years working as a state corrections officer in Florida i can tell you...there is NOTHING they will not try to pack up there.....

shanks

drugs

phones

money

each other

and on and on....

MD

  • 6 votes
#1.1 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

That in itself should deter people from being on the wrong side of the law.. disgusting stuff like that... argh!

  • 4 votes
#1.2 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:23 PM EDT
Chief CRD

At Boarding Officer School, they showed us a real x-ray of a guy with a .38 shoved up there. He was trying to smuggle it in for an escape. Would have really been half assed if it had gone off...

  • 5 votes
#1.3 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:39 PM EDT
douglasq

he was more thoroughly searched and found to have a red and silver Samsung "flip-style" cell phone hidden inside his rectum.

The real giveaway was that he had it plugged into the charger.

  • 10 votes
#1.4 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:42 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

The real giveaway was that he had it plugged into the charger.

lol .. must of been an electrifying experience...

Would have really been half assed if it had gone off...

lol ... Isn't that what they mean in prison by getting a "Bang for his butt"

  • 5 votes
#1.5 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:56 PM EDT
Roy-933464

I wish I could find a clip from the movie "Life" with Eddie Murphy. The scene where they are old in prison playing cards and they see the young guy sniffing cocaine, and they tell him how drugs are smuggled in inside people's asses. "So, it's your move ass sniffer."

  • 6 votes
#1.6 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:58 PM EDT
R. Donald Snyder

Excuse me, but can I borrow your phone a sec......er.......uh.....never mind..........

  • 6 votes
#1.7 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:48 PM EDT
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Door King

I'd set the ringer to vibrate at least.

  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:51 PM EDT
agent

I called the wrong number today, i could swear the guy was an ass.

  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM EDT
ZenFreedom

Yuck

  • 3 votes
Reply#4 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:32 PM EDT
Kitsi

Oh gross.....dig it out and put it on your face (what else are ya gonna do wth a cell phone?)......nasty.

This guy's family must be real proud....

  • 4 votes
Reply#5 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:29 PM EDT
maddad

if they put it on vibrate they could skip the shower stalls....Baddad...lol

  • 5 votes
Reply#6 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT
Zheng He

A few months ago a woman did the same thing in Texas with a quart of vodka. She got a year in jail.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:36 AM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Rectum hell... it almost killed him

  • 3 votes
Reply#8 - Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:10 AM EDT
rtg-

Prisons are full of idiots, which is why they got caught.

  • 3 votes
Reply#9 - Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:27 PM EDT
ruthlessmoose

I bet it gets crappy reception

wakka wakka!

  • 5 votes
Reply#10 - Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:40 PM EDT
Kitsi

ROFL - punderful, simply punderful :0)

  • 4 votes
#10.1 - Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:04 AM EDT
ruthlessmoose

well, I do what I can

  • 3 votes
#10.2 - Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:54 PM EDT
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