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Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding

Seeded on Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:21 PM EDT
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A teenager collapsed during his marriage to a cow he had earlier been caught having sex with after claiming it had flirted with him.

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Al 616

I guess he was in udder shock.

  • 5 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:58 PM EDT
USA4Him

I guess he was in udder shock.

LOL.....lol....good one!!!!

I really think this is one horny kid, or they don't have enough females where he lives, or he is way too isolated, or maybe he needs professional help?!

  • 2 votes
#1.1 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:10 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

The latter....

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:18 PM EDT
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MoCowgirl-1193719

He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality

And just when I think that the world cannot get any stupider.....LOL!

  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:24 PM EDT
Par4TheCourse

Yes.. I can just hear the cow asking her beloved to mooo over in bed...

  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:30 PM EDT
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reddirthippy

The cow just told him she wanted to be on top next time.

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:30 AM EDT
Ripley8

poor cow ! I feel sorry for it. first some bumbling teen rapes you , then your forced to marry him then your drowned !

  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:15 PM EDT
ruthlessmoose

You mean that's all I gotta do to get away with raping cows?

  • 2 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:29 PM EDT
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