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An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.
Man claims cow seduced him for sex
Seeded on Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:54 PM EDT
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"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow,"
man says he was seduced by a cow
wtf? i guess people for the sexual treatment of animals is taking their excuses from the pedophile handbook....hope she was a happy California cow! LOL
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#1 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:42 PM EDTI can understand, hove you seen the way they can look at you, and then comes that Moooooo, hell! LOL!
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Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562.
The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck
Maybe these superstitious villagers were on to something. Demons or something..... Or maybe Alit was on something... Who Knows? Poor Cow..................
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#2 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:53 PM EDTThe cow moo-ved over into position as it uddered sweet nothings, battered its eyelashes,and waved its tail.
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#3 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:37 PM EDTWell, the cow *does* have four teets... I mean, how can a WOMAN compete!!!
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#4 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:47 PM EDTDid anyone see the picture of the cow?
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#5 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:38 PM EDTwhy?! i will never sleep right tonight...you just are not right dkaz...LOL
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A lot of people say that. Some go find bleach for their eyes.
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I think, I saw that yesterday. I'm not sure. I know it must have been something Horrid. Everytime I try to klick on the link, the mouse jumps off my desk. I think it's something subconscious. I've always been good at suppressing traumatic memories,
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So far, I have not succumbed to any impulse to visit the link. From the comments it would seem my decision is the right one.....:)
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So far, I have not succumbed to any impulse to visit the link. From the comments it would seem my decision is the right one.....:)
Chicken...
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Gosh, cows these days! Nothing but ho's tempting poor unsuspecting men and drawing them in.....so to speak.
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#6 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDTHow could I not come to a seed with a title like the one above? :)
Men are just so weak...(btw I am male), I suggest a burkha.
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#7 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:47 PM EDTTwo burqa's might be needed... But, that's just a guestimate... Could end up bein' three!!!
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Maybe he thinks he was a fly flying over the behind of the cow's
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#8 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:13 AM EDTAm now waiting for the liberals to come out in the defence of this man's right to practice bestiality. Heck, while they are at it, they may also argue for the man & his lover the cow to marry.
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#9 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDTWe usually don't go too long without a story of someone having sex with a dead animal. This is illegal as bestiality, even though a dead animal can feel no pain or suffering. In a specific case, Kenneth Pinyan was playing the "catcher" in a sex act with a full grown horse and later died from related internal injuries. I'd suppose the horse was tricked into mounting Pinyan much the same as they are tricked into mounting artificial mares for semen collection. The horse was not injured or treated with cruelty (ie - no animal cruelty charges for others involved). Hypothetically, a woman puts peanut butter on her genitals and invites her dog to lick the peanut butter, which provides sexual pleasure to the woman. The dog is not harmed in any way. Many instances of bestiality involve an animal victim that suffers great injury, sometimes requiring euthanasia, and this should obviously be illegal. However, there are some instances of human sexual pleasure involving animals that do not constitute animal cruelty and do not injure the animals. There was a time when bestiality was a "crime against nature" on the same level as human anal sex, which is now legal and a largely accepted form of sexual contact. I'm not advocating bestiality, but human depravity knows no bounds, and sometimes the "victim" is just our sense of decency.
However, any rational person must concede a human should not be able to marry an animal. A marriage is a legal contract, and all engaging parties must be able to demonstrate an understanding of the terms and implications of the contract. Animals can not do this today. If we ever develop the technology to communicate with an animal such that they can demonstrate such an understanding, then the topic might need to be revisited.
I remember a story about a guy that was put in jail for killing a horse because he wanted to have sex with the carcass, and after violating his parole in several ways, had extra time added to his jail sentence for also having sexual contact with a dead deer.
It's all about the details...
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I guess some guys will stick their pork in just about anything.....Dead or Alive....
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For lack of better words and utter disbelief, all I can say is WTF!!!
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#10 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:26 PM EDTBali is off the "must see places" on my list. They drowned the cow!? The villager gets to go home... now that's just weird news... and who released that bit of information out of Bali? Tourist, villager, the chief? Just creepy stuff.
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#11 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:02 PM EDTBali is off the "must see places" on my list.
after the donkey shows in Mexico & Subic Bay, I will pass. There wouldn't be enough booze to kill those pictures in my head again...damn! It is happening again....LOL
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Words fail me in a time like this. Not only because of the ludicrous claims of seduction, but the fact that the cow was drowned as a result of some idiots lack of common sense.
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#15 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:11 AM EDTI'm thinkin they were just looking for a reason to have hamburgers. Hold the mayo please
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