Jesus on a banana

Looks more like Ozzy Osborne to me.

‘‘One of my friends said they saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor,’’ she said.

Honestly thought this was satirical, until I clicked on it and saw the pic. I never eat the bananas with Jesus's face on them. Am respectful. When Mary shows up in the batharoom, I know it's time to clean.

The banana looks old and nasty. Why would anybody want to eat a brown banana whether it had a face on it or not?

He must have gone Amish on us. Where's his moustache?

sell it on ebay ! some nut will pay big bucks for it !

For crying out loud! Enough with seeing the images of Jesus or Mary on food items! No one knows what Jesus (or Mary) looked like anyway. It looks more like a monkey than a human.

There is something about this that reminds me of my brother-in-law's funeral (Tom). My brother-in-law was African American, he lived in Chicago with my sister and I loved him very much. I had never been to an African American funeral and I was crying, very upset but then the preacher started going on and the organ player went with him, the preacher would say something and the organ would concur along with the congregation, some of the agreements were very happy. The preacher was sort of like a comedian and then he got me, he built the thing up to a point where he said, "you have one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel and you haven't accepted Jesus yet," the organ growled and the congregation concurred. Deep inside me I felt a laugh like I used to have with Tom and I fought it, I thought you can't laugh here, this is a funeral, you have to sit here in your misery but I had to fight so hard that I forgot about my misery and I just figured that African Americans had a better idea about funerals than I did. I am an agnostic but that is by far the closest I have ever been to Jesus. Jesus lives in Tom and that Banana peel that we are all standing on.