8 Ways To Feel Thinner Over The Holidays

#9: Liposuction

Gee, every time I go on a diet, after about 2 weeks, when my interest is flagging, I buy a pair of pants one size too large, so I can run around and hitch them up every now and then. I may not BE thinner, but I FEEL thinner. :-)

Plus, I am rewarded for all my goodness.

First of all, it's common knowledge that if you're the cook at Thanksgiving, you won't gain weight; if you taste or sample food as you cook, no calories. You can eat all the hors d'oeuvres you'd like without gaining an ounce, if you eat them while standing. There's no weight gain if you eat food given or received as a gift, such as that apple pie, chocolate mousse, etc. Food eaten to be polite (Oh, thanks Aunt Essie for that rhubarb pie!) will actually result in a weight loss. This may have a lot to do with why I'm the cook! This seems to work in my house but may not work in other homes, so be very careful. Diet, exercise, fiber have their place - but it's not at Thanksgiving. Best wishes to all for a hearty Happy Thanksgiving!

All is BS!

As we get older (and this includes everyone who shops at Walmart), we get lacier.

I do most of the cooking in our home.

BTW. I am a male.

I can feed three people with one chicken breast and many low cost ingredients.

People are fat because they go to fast food outlets (notice that I didn't call them restaurants), or buy pre-manufactured foods.

I buy locally and I use the KISS method. Meals can be made at half the cost and with half the calories.