Flowers, lipstick and a horse feature on the list of purchases that have led to complaints by UK consumers to a new helpline.
The bizarre issues are among thousands of cross-border queries dealt with by the UK European Consumer Centre in its first two years of operation.
I want a donut! A chocolate donut. Please not to forget sprinkles!!
I want Buffalo Wings, 2 dozen of them, mild sauce... and lots of margaritas...
And some tequila to wash them down, if it's not too much trouble...
and some nappykins, biotch, hop to it! [plese not to hit!]
Hey, can I have one of gthose horses? You know as long as yer passin em outy.
"I wish to register a complaint! About this parrot, which I purchased not half an hour ago."
"I wish to register a complaint! About this parrot, which I purchased not half an hour ago."
"Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?"
I'd like 2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun thrown out the window and replaced with a 2/3 lb monster bacon thick burger with curly fries and a coke
I wish to trade my empty container of chocolate for a full one. I deserve a piece right now. LOL
What, no fries with that??
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