The traditional burial is now anything but.
In St. Petersburg, a three-wheeled Harley-Davidson hearse roars to cemeteries. Off Madeira Beach, companies scatter ashes at sea. Across Tampa Bay, undertakers stream funerals online.
Now this: Walmart sells caskets.
I wonder if I can use my discount on them?
Do they come in Mossy Oak Breakup?
Do they make them big enough for many of the people I see shopping at Wal-Mart?
Do they come with a free cooler?
So many questions.
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